Score: 10

"I think I love you."

submission: =aDarknessInApril=

date: May 1, 2009

This movie was absolutely brilliant, in every single way. I'm not much for serious shorts, but Jesus Christ, instant five and fave. The only thing I would have to say is that Pico's eyelids don't close all the way. But who gives a damn? I love this movie.

Score: 9

"Haha, nice."

submission: Weebl & Bob : Armagooden

date: April 17, 2009

Actually, I just saw Armaggedon last month (I know I'm like ten years late to the game on this one), and it's actually pretty accurate. The only part I would consider inaccurate is the end, but I lol'd at it anyway.

Aerosmith parody ftw?

Score: 10

"I laughed."

submission: Saturday Morning Watchmen

date: April 17, 2009

Pretty much a combinaion of all the Saturday morning cartoon stereotypes, i.e. "being the best of friends", keytars, that one lovestruck guy, superheroes, and being famous. Nice touch with the "Who watches the watchmen?" graffiti in the beginning. Overall, nice. Fived and faved.

Score: 10

"Beautiful."

submission: Portal Defenders

date: April 11, 2009

An amazing blend of fun and hard. What didn't piss me off had me amused.

Definetely NOT your granny's web-game.

Score: 10

"On the ol' iTouch."

submission: Ape's Boogiedown

date: March 5, 2009

Ape, I must say, you've become quite the ambitious little animator, haven't you? I wish I could watch your movie, but they couldn't put a flash player into this damn thing. However, instantaneous 5 and fave.

~Aidan

P.S. If you don't respond to this review with something, I'll kill you.

Score: 10

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS?!!?..."

submission: COGS OF WAR 2

date: November 20, 2008

PLURAL?!!?
Great job. Obvious five & fave.

Score: 10

"You spelled my name wrong."

submission: FR: Pivot & EZToon Collab

date: November 13, 2008

Of course you did. Just put SSX from now on, nkay? Thanks. Anyhoot, this was great. Obvious five & fave. You also shoulda had something like last collab, a group photo, where you could see each animators animations. That'd be awesome for collab 4. Keep it up.

Unauthored,
SSX

Score: 10

"Nice one Jon."

submission: Lonely Friday Nights

date: August 25, 2008

But what the fuck is going on with the sky outside?!

Score: 10

"C & C yay?"

submission: Awesome Center Redux

date: August 20, 2008

You must have so much fun yelling insanely retartedly hilarious gun noises into the mic all the time. I envy your job, Mr. Raptor.

Envy.

Now, I'm going to try something new. Instead of joining the ranks as one of the thousands of people that go "OGMF LOL EGORAPTOR LOL GH3Y JOEKZ" as their "review", I'm actually going to write an actual, substantial, not insane review.

GRAPHICS: Meh, not exactly Mona Lisa, but who am I to judge? Some of the facial expressions, like after the "Allow me to assist you with that." part, had me in stitches, and the nurses' face in the first "USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN!!" sequence. So, all in all, and I can't believe how much of a douchebag I'm going to sound like, but it was "classic Egoraptor". *shudders*

AUDIO: All noises = your mouth. Well, yelling into a mic for two minutes is pretty much straight-up Live at Gotham, but I love Live at Gotham, so what am I REALLY saying here?!

HUMOR: You got me on that one. Ten out of ten.

OVERALL:
Graphics: 9/10
Audio: 9/10
Humor: 10/10

Score: 10

"I... I..."

submission: clock day is awesome

date: August 17, 2008

...Love you for posting this. Bravo. I'm fiving and faving this bizzitch.