Been getting into 4chan. Surfing, /x/, /b/--oh god, I am not the same. Also getting more into mah cell phone (phone #: 203-704-0562. <-DO IT.).
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NEW SEGMENT!!!!!!!!1

What I imagine NG users look like. Me, I have bright blue eyes, dirty blond hair with a mild case of "hat hair", light skin, and braces. Tell me if I'm even close.

Cericon - pale skin, with a long, thin face, moderately high cheekbones, thin straight black hair, dark eyes.
Karlu - Straight, blond hair, glasses, light blue eyes, fair skin, and dimples.
Narf - Tall. Short light hair, thin face, green eyes, and standard teenager peach-fuzz.
Wolf - long, brown hair, uner a dark hoodie, covering his eyes and bridge of his nose, straight, white teeth that eat your soul when he so chooses.
JoMbo - short black hair, dark eyes, light skin.
akmeteor - medium-length brown hair, blue eyes, and a sort of round head.

4chan is literally killing me from the inside. /x/ I find very interesting, but now I have an irrational fear of dark windows (because something is most definetely lurking right outside it) and looking at any ordinary setting for too long (screamers, much?) /b/--Jesus Christ, /b/-- the blood and guts of 4chan. An amazing thing, /b/ is. I surfed it for literally five minutes, and suddenly everything in 4chan made SENSE. Leekspin, TL;DR, lurk moar, sauce plz, it all CLICKED. Then, I found pictures like THESE. V

Dear all fellow Newgrounders,
This is what's happening in my life so far:
- My computer upstairs, the one I used to surf NG on, had a security update, and it blocks NG for "Mature Content". Friggin' "Mature" section...
- Therefore, all the ties to all the people I ever knew on NG are becoming weaker and weaker, causing me to have minor withdrawal symptoms.
- In the meantime, I've been filling the void with Happy Tree Friends, 134 episodes on my new iPod nano video. Favorite HTF: either Flippy or Flaky, I can't decide.
- My brother just had his birthday party two days ago, and I also had my cousin over. He has an iPod Touch, and it's the coolest thing I've ever seen.
- I'm becoming more and more attached to my Xbox 360, and I've changed my Gamertag again (new GT: Bitpop Blur). My little brother downloaded this stupid game, Super Marble Blast Ultra or something, and, as sparkly and little-kiddy it is, I've already gotten like fifty gamerscore out of it. Icy surfaces have never been so dangerous.
- When I do go on the computer upstairs, I'm usually doing pivot. I'm pretty sure I've been getting better, people that have viewed my newest animations have been saying that they're high beginner, low inter. Kinda exciting.
- Speaking of pivot, I've been working on a joint with Ken11, he's a cool guy, really good animator. I'd have to upload the gif to Photobucket or something.
- Currently, I'm sitting on my living room couch, watching a Domino's commercial on Tv and typing at the same time. Stupid pizza. Now a beer commercial came on. Wow.
- I'm thinkin' about asking this one girl out, maybe take her to see Indiana Jones. I don't know.
I think that's it. I'll update every now and then.

Hasta la Vista,
Aidan

Fail pictures. Post them. I'll put some on my page.

I'm leaving. For good. I've had a bunch of fun in the past months, but it really got kinda boring. The last post I made got like eight hits when I thought it'd get sixty billion. And nobody really seems to like me. Well, I guess I'd better go. I have better things to do.

Goodbye.

Well, I remember seeing this thread in the BBS one day, and I thought to myself, "You know, you should probably do that." So I will.

Here's how it works: I take a couple giant pieces of paper and write usernames of NGers on 'em. When they're full, I put the papers around my town. I'll try to post some pictures of the paper. But you, my posters, have the biggest part. You need to think of a motto to go with your username. I'll write your motto under your name. Like "SSXorcist15-- This is an example!!1", only replacing SSXorcist15 with your username, and the "This is an example" part to whatever your motto is.

I found a LOLcat. Go here for some more.

Have a fantastic day now.

I'll also post a picture of whatever you want, that's not hentai, porn or anything like that, 'cause my parents'll kill me if they find it.

Yes, I have parents.

Anyway,
Cericon- First friend, pretty awesome too. I've been noticing that this guy's been topping a whole lotta other people's friend lists too...

Jackie- HA! I still get to call you Jackie!

Kangman- Give the man some credit, people! He is, after all, helping me with my pivot project.

Smico- Dead.

akmeteor- Haven't talked with him in a while...

The Narfman- Awesome at pivot, ALSO pretty cool. (Ooooh, Cericon's got some compeTITION!) HOPEfully he became an inter now...

Wolf- THE best begin--oops, Wolf's an inter now. GO AND CONGRATULATE HIM.

JoMbo- An up-and-coming pivoteer. Pretty good guy, knows what he's doing.

Ape- Yet ANOTHER amazing pivoteer, God forbid he, Wolf, and Narf outrank Jon soon...

SSC- Meh?

Darkwizard- Likes A Clockwork Orange too much.

Kisame- <blank>

Greyshadowskyknight- Has a really long name. He also likes to use exclamation points a lot.

Penquin11- Umm...

Paan- Has a Pivot EZtoon forum.

1337leader- ANARCHAAAY!!

Nurglerot- I have no idea who this is.

I did it. I beat BioShock. I killed Fontaine and didn't kill any Little Sisters. I just boosted my Gamerscore by 257 or something. I got the good ending. Time to do a new game and harvest!
EDIT: Speed playthrough for the bad ending. Beat it in 3 days.
GOOD ENDING: The Little Sisters offer you the key to Rapture, but you decline. You take all your Little Sisters up to the surface and they live great lives. You never figure out what Jack looks like. (Jack is the protagonist's name.)
BAD ENDING: The Little Sisters offer you the key to Rapture, and you accept. You take a Bathysphere up to the surface with all the Splicers and kill everybody and own the world.

The BioShock walkthrough I used.

Anyways, I see HN's added more to his List o' Hate, so I decided I'll make my own list. Since he banned me, I'll just post it here:

1. My little brother. I think enough has been said already.

2. Anime. Yes, I'm agreeing with HateNinja. It's not bad enough that those spiky-haired freaks grunt more than any normal human being should, even during sex, but the plots! I mean, from what I know, Death Note is okay, but that one with all the Bo's in the title? I've seen the commercial, and how is anyone s'posed to like a guy with a blond afro shooting hair out of his nose? And all the ones with a trading card game behind it? Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh are pas terrible, if you'll pardon my French. No really, that's actual French. I started a few months ago. But I digress.
3. WilliWowza. Before you go and start yelling at me and throwing insults by the bushel, I think that YOU should think: the guy posts pictures of himself so he can make fun of himself, repeats the same phrase post after post("FANTASTIC!", anybody?), and even decides he loves NG so much he tabs the BBS on FireFox "whilst I play xbox", he writes.
4. The fact that if you look at Picasso's cipher, it looks like the word Piconjo.
5. That I have to follow around my friends--yes, I have friends outside of this computer box-- to the media center so they can play Bite Fight.

Anyway, if you want, you can download the song "Still Alive" from Portal. Clicky! Just hit "Free" at the bottom, wait 30 seconds, type in the code thingy at the bottom, and hit save.

Oh yes, they're marshmallows.

I love it. It's smart, charming, and actually funny, unlike most medical comedies. Zach Braff (J.D.)makes THE greatest wimpy, girly, yet somehow still pretty cool doctor ever, and John C. McGinley's (Dr. Perry Cox) and Neil Flynn's (The Janitor) improvs make the show THAT much better. My all-time FAVORITE episodes would probably be...
1) "My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby"
2) "My Musical"
3) "My Friend with Money"

I only have seasons 1 and 6, but I'm saving my money. Oh yeah, and for anyone who wants it, I can email you the theme song.

Okay, what the hell is happening? I can't do anything on NG anymore! No watching movies, playing games, nothin'. I'm left with the Forums and people's userpages. And Pivot. Whenever I click on the "WATCH THIS MOVIE" or "PLAY THIS GAME" thing, the little window will pop up saying "You don't appear to have Flash installed. Click here to get it. (It's free)"
So I said, sure, why not. And I tried to download it, but nothing happened. I figured it would be done in a few minutes, so I tried watching ScientLOLojyuuchi!! on the frontpage. Nothing. "You don't appear to have Flash installed" popped up AGAIN! To this DAY I can't do anything.

Also, I need BioShock help.

Also, Cloverfield sucks.

kthxbai

I have 21 Pivot animations on Photobucket! Yay!
OMGF HIZ HADN FIRED ITZ LAZAR!!!1 OLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLL
My first try at spriting on Pivot 3.
The one-sided fight.
A spinning, flying kick.
The one with the blue spiky guy.
A wu (yes, that's what they're called) climbing stairs.
A 2-hit combo.
The one with the red spiky guy.
The one with 50 frames.
The uberpunch.
The uberjump.
The Tankfight.
The one I made for Smico.
Lolwut?
Sledflip.
Scooter death. (Lolwut too, I guess...)
Part 1.
Part 2.
Teh akrobatikz.
"OH SNAP!"

My Alien Hominid pack. Tell me whatcha think.

I made a fighting test and I think I'm getting better. Oh yeah, Kangman and I are setting up a Flash with a few of my Pivots in it, chances are we're submitting it to NG. Narf109 is also doing the same, so be sure to 5 both of 'em. I'll let you know when they're submitted.

I have 21 Pivot animations on Photobucket! Yay!
OMGF HIZ HADN FIRED ITZ LAZAR!!!1 OLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLL
My first try at spriting on Pivot 3.
The one-sided fight.
A spinning, flying kick.
The one with the blue spiky guy.
A wu (yes, that's what they're called) climbing stairs.
A 2-hit combo.
The one with the red spiky guy.
The one with 50 frames.
The uberpunch.
The uberjump.
The Tankfight.
The one I made for Smico.
Lolwut?
Sledflip.
Scooter death. (Lolwut too, I guess...)
Part 1.
Part 2.
Teh akrobatikz.
"OH SNAP!"

My Alien Hominid pack. Tell me whatcha think.

Yaaay! Wu and Omegabert MINIS!! I love these guys SOOO much...

Couple'a things.

This.

Xbox Live.

After weeks of toiling, I finally figured it out. My Gamertag is Pico15, and I am always playing Halo 3.

Anyone else?